The Help

Well it has been a while. Moving will do that to you. But we are finally settled and I am starting to get motivated to write again. I have seen so many movies that I have not reviewed. It wasn't that they weren't good enough to review, I was just busy or didn't feel like writing. But we now have internet and my husband is playing with the NookColor we got yesterday so I have taken over his laptop. So on with the show. 


Theater Worthy

The Help was such a good movie. I know a lot of people have read the book and think it is amazing, I may even get around to reading it myself one day. I don't know what, if any, changes have been with the transition to the film. If you have read the book, try not to over analyze the difference. I do that myself, which is why I don't read books right before a movie comes out. I don't like reading a book just because they turn it into a movie. And if possible I like to wait a couple of year between the book and the movie so the little details don't bother me when changed. That said the movie was amazing. 

When I first saw the poster for this film while exiting a theater, it made me stop. I wanted to know more about it. Then I saw that Emma Stone was in it and put it on my "Movies to See" list. Like many, I love Emma Stone. Easy A was delightfully hilarious. Her quirkiness is charming.  She is young but undoubtedly talented. The rest of the cast was also amazing. I recognized Viola Davis from Doubt. She was only a small role in that movie but she definitely made an impression. She was perfect for Aibileen. Bryce Dallas Howard, Octavia Spencer, Allison Janney I mean the entire cast was perfect. This was truly a feel good film.  Spencer was the comedy of the film. She could have stolen the show, but since every element was so strong it balanced perfectly. Howard was perfectly held together. Her hair and makeup were always perfectly placed. I liked that flakes of her mascara were always on her eyelids. It showed that she was always fraying at the edges, like she is barely keeping all her crazy together.  

We went to see this movie in the middle of the week in the middle of the day. I felt like it was the day all the book clubs decided to go. Patches of women were scattered throughout the theater, many beyond their middle ages. My husband may have been the only man in the room. But we laughed, and I may have shed a tear. I left the theater feeling so much better than when I came. Most movies just don't do that anymore. 

I was amazed at the common place racism of the period. I am from the south, I know it was bad. But to see it displayed so casually was shocking. It really made me glad I didn't live during that time, or right after. Ideology has changed so much, but it still made me look at how society views race. We have certainly come a long way. But from watching other films as comments on society, we still sometimes segregate ourselves. Certainly there should never be a law, or social standard that dictates separation, but I think we have all noticed that people tend to congregate with others like themselves, either by race, gender, or sexual orientation. I think this film was not only empowering the mistreated minority, but showed that people from different backgrounds can understand, support and love each other. 

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Harry Potter

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This rating kind of goes without saying. I loved the movie. I delayed going to see it a few days just because I didn't want it to be over. It was a great decision to split the last book. This movie was all the exciting parts of the last book. And they did a wonderful job of highlighting every climatic moment. I guess in a way it will never really be over. These movies will stand out in history. And even though I don't like watching movies more than once, every HP movie is good enough to be seen over and over again. What an epic journey. All I can say is, if you haven't seen it yet, go. If you haven't been keeping up on the series, catch up.  It is worth your time. It is amazing how true to the books they managed to stay

Well I don't know how many people have been reading about this epic movie series but certainly a lot has been written. I can't believe it has been ten years. That makes me feel a little old. But it was fun growing up on such a great story. I actually thought I would cry during the movie. I didn't wear mascara just in case. But they handled the deaths really well. They managed to keep some light moments along the way. I love a little humor in dark movies. The point was that these people could find hope when others failed, and the movie stayed true to that feeling.

It was interesting that Voldemort had such a large following when Harry had so few loyal to him. Surely there was a large amount of wizards that just decided to sit it out. Fear was enough to weaken the force of good. I really liked how they highlighted Neville in the movie. Since he could have also been the "chosen one" if Voldemort had tried to kill him instead of Harry, it was nice to see that he would have been strong in the face of Voldemort's siege.

They handled the major scenes so well, the white train station with Dumbledore was straight out of the book. The battle scenes were also exceptional, although I would have been satisfied if Bellatrix had suffered a little more.  A friend who didn't read the books was disappointed that Harry didn't deal a final, satisfying  blow to kill Voldemort. I liked that Voldemort was destroyed by his own pride. Harry didn't become a killer even for him.

I am glad to see that Emma Watson is moving on with her career. I am also in love with her hair and her decision to cute it to break her type cast mold, rather than going crazy like the Disney kids. I am excited to see her future movies and hope the other cast members can keep successful careers. I also loved Helena Bonham Carter. I always think she is amazing, she is great to hate as Bellatrix, but what was amazing is when she is playing Hermione after she drank the potion. She was so timid and felt awkward. She is so good.

I am still sad it is over, but what a great series! I can't wait to watch it again, and see how cute those kids were in the first one. I am so glad they were able to keep the whole cast for all of the movies, aside from, tragically, Dumbledore. What a wonderful ten years it has been with you Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

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Super 8

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I heard someone describe this film as a mix of The Goonies, ET, and Jurassic Park. I have to agree. And they also had the similarity of a squat faced young blonde girl. I'm not sure why Steven Spielberg movies have that particular aspect in common. Maybe they remind him of a family member. Or he just has a different idea of cute children. But if you like Spielberg's earlier films, you will like this one. Overall it was a great mix of adventure, comedy and suspense. I didn't like how foul the young mouths were. I don't like swearing in general but it seems so much worse from kids.

This film had a lot of really good suspense. I even found myself jumping a couple of times, which is a rarity for me. I make a terrible haunted house date,  I just don't know how to jump and cling like a good scared girl should. But I think the secret of what was in the train was timed well, hints and glimpses all along the way.

Of course I loved seeing Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights (Kyle Chandler). And Joel Courtney was a great young lead. His friends were cast really well also. They made the comedy of the movie. The little Cary with his braces and unstoppable retorts was hilarious.

Even though the story is about kids, I definitely wouldn't call this a family film. It is pretty dark but very enjoyable.

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X-Men First Class

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Well after taking a few weeks off, I am finally motivated to write again. Well work is really slow so why not. I went to see this on my vacation with my sister. I have to say it was my favorite X-Men so far. I thought the film was really well cast. I am a huge James McAvoy fan. Michael Fassbender was great as Magneto, and looked much more handsome than in Jane Eyre. The cast of first class students were all young enough and talented enough that Origins can become its own X-Men series. It was also fun to see January Jones, outside of Mad Men but still in the same time period. Well why not, it looks good on her.

The special effects were generally pretty good. There were a couple of moments, as when the young Erik sends the equipment of a lab flying, that could have been better but I thought they were good for the most part. I really liked getting to see Xavier as a professor, actually teaching the young mutants. It was made a really good sequence in the movie with some fun editing and split screens. I also really enjoyed getting to see why Erik and Xavier may fight constantly but still refer to each other as old friends. I feel like I understood Xavier a lot much in this film. Magneto was obviously jaded by the separation and death of his mother. This film showed a lot more of how he became so angry with such a strong vendetta. But I think the real mystery being revealed was Xavier. Yes he can probe peoples minds, but he not only sees, but feels what they went through. He truly felt everything Erik went through. He knew exactly why Erik became Magneto, yet still had the strength to stand against him. He also wasn't angry with Mystique for siding with Magneto. He can truly understand people better than anyone else.

It was strange to see Mystique and Xavier as children. They were so close in age, yet later in life seemed years apart. Even in the other X-Men movies she seems so much younger than him. But it was interesting to see their relationship, her own identity crisis and his part in it. The reason he often didn't understand Mystique was because he promised never to read her mind.

There were some good humorous allusions in this film as well. The reference to Xavier shaving his head, Xavier and Erik finding Wolverine only to have him tell them to. . . well to say it nicer than he did, to leave him alone. But I guess that makes Hugh Jackman the only person to make an appearance in all the X-men movies.

Overall I really enjoyed this movie. Great summer movie. If they do decide to make more X-Men Origins films, I won't mind.

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Pirates of the Caribbean

Watch it if You're Bored

We went to see this movie last night with some friends. That is what made it fun and worth watching. This Pirates, what is it the fourth one, had nothing new to offer. If you like Jack Sparrow, there should be a Captain in  there somewhere, then you will probably watch this movie. This story line was different from the others I guess since they were searching for the fountain of youth, but that was the only real difference. It had nothing  new to offer. As I was watching it, I got a strange feeling that I had seen this movie, like three times already. I liked the mermaid/preacher story line. But I don't recommend spending money or valuable time on this movie.

I would say it is a good family movie, kids are the ones that will really like the comedy, but there is some graphic violence that I don't recommend for young kids. Not a whole lot to say about this movie. It is the fourth one after all so everyone pretty much knows everything there is to know about Pirates. I will say you will get exactly what you expect from this movie.

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Fast Five

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If you are a fan of the Fast and Furious movies, you will like this one. It was full of unbelievable action, crime, scantily clad women, and of course fast cars. (For a full list of the cars in the film click here) It had a bit of an Oceans 11 feel to it. But at least that meant it had a plot. But with this kind of action, it is just better on a big screen, but don't pay full price.

So honestly, as a movie lover, I have to say this movie, as a movie, was pretty terrible. I mean what was rotten tomatoes thinking? 79%?  Really? The critics must all be big Fast and Furious fans. Like I said if you are a fan you will like this movie. But as a film, it was terrible. What more can you expect from a movie that the best leading actor is Vin Diesel. The supporting cast carried the bulk of the acting talent. Ludacris, Matt Schulze and Sung Kang all did a great job. Tyrese of course did not. A lot of the bad writing came out through his mouth. His shining moment happened when he was driving the police car in the final chase. It was the first time he convincingly delivered his cheesy lines. Dwayne Johnson also had a few cheesy lines. He did what he could but his acting skills are not refined enough to cover up that much poor writing. Paul Walker had one moment where he wasn't terrible. When he found out that he may not have won the race against Dom fair and square his shock and disbelief were actually convincing. Much better than his reaction to finding out his girlfriend was pregnant, when he felt forced and underwhelming. He found out right after they were jumping from roof to roof, dodging bullets, and he didn't even freak out that her life, and the baby's, had just been in so much danger.

My favorite characters were Leo and Santos. They brought a delightful element of comedy. They formed the classic sidekick duo. Their inseparable bond was forged by the constant mocking of the other.  They made some great laughs. Dwayne Johnson got completely ripped for this movie. He was huge and finally got to show a little of his tribal tattoos. And this movie had the scene we were all waiting for:  Vin Diesel vs. The Rock. It was a great fight. It didn't last too long, though they managed to almost destroy a part of the building.

The opening bus crash was completely unbelievably. Their plan for escape was to flip a bus? And miraculously no one was hurt? That is just impossible and stupid. Then the whole driving off a cliff, falling hundreds of feet and coming out unscathed? It was a bit much, even for a Fast and Furious movie. It was kind of funny to hear all the gasps from the people around me as they drove off the cliff. It was in every preview I saw so it was interesting to hear so many people still surprised by it. You couldn't have possibly seen anything about the movie without knowing that part.

Obviously the best part of the movie was the cars, and in this one a sweet Ducati Street Racer.  The flash to all the nice extravagant cars at the end of the film was beautiful. Han's Lexus LFA made me drool.  And speaking of the end of the movie, looks like they are planning a sixth. It could be set in Berlin. As it just so happens Han and Gisele were in Berlin at the end of this film so they may be in the line up for the next one. Tokyo Drift was my favorite Fast and Furious so a little more Han is fine with me. Also looks like Dwayne Johnson may be contributing to that one as well. I will not be sad if Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster are done. I personally will not miss them. But  as long as they keep making Fast and Furious movies, people will keep paying to see them. And I will be one of them, though I will never line up for it on opening night.

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Arthur

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Ok I have to admit, I was a skeptic. I didn't see the original movie, though I think that remakes have been getting better. I haven't had much exposure to Russell Brand. I was really worried that the comedy of this film would rely on being crude. It didn't. Russell Brand was hilarious.

The cast was great. The funny Russell Brand was joined by Helen Mirren, who I adore. Jennifer Garner also joined the cast. I guess she played her part well because I hated her character. Her comedy was in being despised. Greta Gerwig was unknown to me, but she was charming. She was a completely average girl. Her first couple of costumes were questionable. I got that she was eccentric, but she was dressing like a child from the 90's. And while she did grow up in the "Sister Sister" generation, she shouldn't still be getting fashion advice from her favorite childhood TV show.  Of course Russell Brand isn't known for his looks so a charmingly average girl was the right choice to play across him.

I was also worried that Brand would be another rambling Brit that just didn't know when to shut up. Again pleasantly surprised, he may have danced on the line but he never crossed it. I never wanted to yell at him to just get on with it. This movie was a great comedy with a little sentiment added in, proving that Brand can actually act, not just throw out witty retorts. Though he is best at that.

If you like slap-stick you will really enjoy this movie. Something to watch for, when Brand is in his garage looking through his phone, Katy Perry is in his contacts list. And pay attention, because this movie has some great quotable moments. I need to watch it again just to remember all the funny things he says. Great comedy. Highly recommend it.

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Jane Eyre

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I love this story. I read the book a few years back and fell in love with the sweet, unconventional love story. But a great book doesn't always translate into a great movie.

Jane Eyre (Mia Wasikowska) is orphaned by her parents as a child. She is then sent away to a school for girls by her spiteful aunt. Her education was harsh but thorough and she gets a job as a governess. She falls in love with the master of the house, Edward Rochester (Michael Fassbender).

Part of what makes this story so charming is that Jane and Rochester are two plain people that find a deeper connection. Jane had been despised her whole life, and finally someone found beauty in her. Wasikowska certainly looked plain. The design was very period and well done. It just wasn't a very flattering time period for women.

Did the movie live up to the book? Of course not. Jane Eyre is a long book. And so much happens, it would be impossible to fit it all in the movie. They did a good job of trimming it down. Unfortunately, when you cut things out, you inevitably cut out someone's favorite part. I kept waiting for the purple faced, crazed wife to come into Jane's room in the middle of the night. That was such a scary part of the book. I waited with anticipation. To my disappointment it never happened.  But it was a well made film, with a great cast. I thought the love story was a little rushed. They did, however, manage to get in some great romantic lines from Rochester. And I love that they kept Jane hearing Rochester call to her across the great distance between them. It was a charming film. But I still prefer the book.

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The Young Victoria

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Obviously this movie is no longer in theaters so I had to rate it accordingly. But I think this movie is very good. I was up late, laying in bed, wishing I could sleep, so I decided to see what was up on Netflix. I actually watched this movie when it first came out. I don't normally watch movies twice, that just tells you how much I like this movie.

The Young Victoria is a an amazing love story. Emily Blunt is fantastic in the film. She is so good at playing a young girl with great responsibility. She skips down the stairs, pushing the limits of her mothers rules.  She runs in the hall when she gets excited. She giggles with joy, then quickly regains her composure. An interesting element the film used to add to this image of youth was to have her sit far enough back on any chair or bed that her feet hovered over the floor. This gave the impression that she was still small. Blunt had perfect posture for this time period, and every costume looked amazing on her. Rupert Friend was a great Prince Albert. They were completely convincing as a romantic couple. They portrayed one of the sweetest love stories I have ever seen.

Another interesting thing that stood out to me was the way Victoria and her mother spoke to each other in their shared room. They sat on opposite ends of the room at their respective vanities. They spoke more towards their own reflections than at each other. It was a great way to define the distance between them. It reminded me of modern day messaging. I had two friends my freshman year of college that used to sit at their desks, with there back to each other literally two feet away from each other, instant messaging each other instead of just talking.

If you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it. It is a great period piece. It is extremely well done. It will make a great addition to any home collection to be seen over and over again.

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Sucker Punch

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I have been anticipating this movie for months. And I am happy to report it did not disappoint. Go see this movie. I have to admit, going to a movie on opening night is just not as nice as watching it in the day when you are practically alone. I just forgot how loud opening night can be. So thank you boisterous guys in the row behind me, apparently I needed reminding.

Sucker Punch is about a young girl called Baby Doll (Emily Browning). After her mother's death, her step-father has her institutionalized. She retreats to an alternate reality as a means to cope with her life. In this alternate reality, she attempts to find freedom with the help of four other girls in the facility.  Her alternate reality has two layers, a brothel and a battlefield. The battlefield is more of a layer inside a layer. This layering effect reminded me of Inception. However, Sucker Punch did not explain the layers as Inception did, but rather used costume and setting to distinguish between the realities. Almost every scene in the brothel has a mirror. I find this detail fascinating. One shot in particular was extremely meaningful and well done. The girls were sitting in front of their dressing room mirrors talking. The camera pans behind the girls focusing on their reflections, then seamlessly crosses the plane of the mirror and the reflection becomes the reality. This sets the theme for the entire film. Everything becomes a reflection of reality. The battlefield is a reflection of the brothel. The brothel is a reflection of reality. Absolutely genius, Zach Snyder, absolutely genius.

This film was cinematically breath taking. The first five minutes of this movie were so visually striking no dialog was needed. It was amazing to see the entire setup of the film done without a word being spoken. I was completely enthralled. The action sequences were also stunning. There are a number of slow motion shots which I enjoyed, well up until the train scene at least. My favorite battle scene was definitely the trenches. Zack Snyder did an amazing job of creating fantastic fight scenes with five girls that wouldn't normally be cast in action roles. And as the guys in the row behind me can attest, they looked hot. I was particularly impressed with a fight sequence involving Vanessa Hudgens, who plays Blondie. I was watching carefully and her almost completely real time fight scene included no stunt double. I did not think she had it in her, but not only did she pull it off, she did it well. As did the rest of the cast. The computer graphics had an animated feel. This added to the feeling of a false reality.

The styling and makeup were up to standard with the rest of the film. There were, of course, some stunning beauty shots of all the girls. I especially loved Jena Malone's (Rocket) hair in the battle scenes. It was so perfectly placed it felt animated, which was enhanced by the setting created by the graphics. The sound effects were flawless. Every song, every sound was perfectly placed. This soundtrack has already been added to my play list. The acting was on par with the other elements. Even down to the minor roles. Jon Hamm was amazing as the doctor.  His appearance was so brief but his impact was great. What made it so great was that he didn't know how much of an impact he would have by mentioning something so seemingly small.

In short, go watch this movie. The story line wasn't what I thought. The ending was a bit of a sucker punch itself, but after knowing the whole story, no other ending would have been acceptable. The movie leaves a lot to think about, fueled by some unanswered questions. I want to go a little deeper into those questions and things that will ruin it if you have not seen it so read the rest after you watch the movie.

Caution: The continuation of reading this blog post before watching this movie will result in pain and affliction of knowing you have just ruined the awesomeness of your movie watching experience.


Ok so I wish there had been one scene of Baby Doll interacting with the other girls in the institution. She saw the other girls interacting, well fighting, when she arrived, but I never knew what her relationship with the other girls was. We can assume that everything that happened in the alternate worlds was a reflection of reality. In this case, she did interact with the girls. Perhaps she did save Rocket from the cook, and we know she definitely stabbed Blue. But then the question arises, did everyone else really die? Well Baby Doll was sacrificing herself to what seemed a certain death in the end of the alternate reality. The reflection in reality, being lobotomized. So were the other girls also lobotomized? Or were they harmed at all? When everything shifts back to reality, the fire is mentioned, the stabbing is mentioned, the escape is mentioned, but no deaths are spoken of. Another question, were Rocket and Sweet Pea really sisters? If so, they also ran away from home, and perhaps Sweet Pea wasn't crazy but went to the facility in order to protect her sister. Or perhaps a mental patient is now on the loose. But since this story is about freedom and Sweet Pea got the freedom we expected from the story, I will choose to believe she was going home to her mother. And when she gets there she is going to tell her Rocket loves her, because that is just how the story ends.

I found it really interesting that this alternate reality worked as a therapy for Baby Doll. In the beginning when she was attacked by her stepfather, I wasn't then, nor am I now, certain whether he was going to physically or sexually abuse her. The way the camera focused on her fallen button made me think sexual,. Perhaps it was both. The layers of her alternate reality addressed both issues, one being sexual and the other violent. The film also inferred that Blue was sexually abusing the girls, which was confirmed in the end. When Baby Doll was admitted to the mental institution, I saw Blue and wondered, "What is a young man doing around these girls and why isn't anyone concerned about it?" My suspicions were confirmed when he had Baby Doll put in what looked like a gutted men's bathroom at the end. It also worked as a therapy as she went on her quest for freedom. I originally assumed she wanted to escape the facility. When she realized that this wasn't about her getting free from a building, but from herself, she accepted, and even desired, the way to that freedom. In the brothel she desired death, and in reality she wanted the lobotomy. Jon Hamm's character saw that longing in her eyes. After killing her little sister, what else could she long for. Escape from a building would never provide her freedom. I loved that her sacrifice actually did bring down Blue. She really did give all the other girls in the facility freedom, as she found her own, by being the means to rid them of Blue.

After the lobotomy, everyone keep saying, "Look at her eyes" yet the camera never allowed a view. I waited with morbid anticipation for the look in Baby Doll's eyes. I expected a deadness, an empty numbness. The film so perfectly denied the audience any view of her face. She was led as a puppet, not responding to anything. When I finally saw her face, I was pleasantly shocked. She really was in paradise. She did find that freedom. It is not the freedom any of us would think to want, yet after her life, I doubt there was any other freedom for her. So the movie did end happily, if not the happiness I originally envisioned. She would never again be burdened by pain. Brilliantly done. Bravo Zack Snyder. Bravo.



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The Tourist

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I think renting it is a generous rating but so many people are fans of Angelina Jolie or Johnny Depp that they will watch anything they are in. This was not my favorite movie from either of them. It felt a bit slow at times, and a couple of times I was confused as to why the plot would take certain turns. I did, however, enjoy the ending. Content note, I would like to say that it was fairly clean but I hate the F-bomb with a passion and it was thrown out twice early on in the movie. I hate when they throw that word in when it doesn't even fit with what is going on. Not that that is an excuse but it is at least more acceptable if they are swearing for a good reason.  Ironically, after needlessly throwing in the most offensive language possible, not much swearing or content other than that.

The Tourist follows Elise (Jolie), the wife of a elusive thief, Alexander Pearce, wanted by a very powerful gang lord, Scotland Yard and local police.  Elise is instructed by Alexander to find someone of his height and build and use him as a decoy Alexander Pearce. She meets and American tourist named Frank (Depp) on the train to Venice, Italy. The gang lord is quickly convinced and tries to capture Frank. The police realize he is just a tourist and feel he is of no consequence, therefore offer him no protection. Elise seems to somehow have developed feelings for him in an unusually short amount of time and decides to save him herself. Frank later attempts to return the favor when she tries to help the police catch Alexander Pearce. This leads to an eventful ending that was the best part of the movie.

Jolie's costumes and makeup were stunning the entire movie. Too stunning in fact. Her eyes looked so large she could have just stepped out of an anime. Every time the camera went from her face to Depp's face it was jarring. He looked ragged and his eyes looked beady. Now I am a Johnny Depp fan, but this movie just didn't do it for me. I can't believe how plain he looked next to her. Jolie was also the only female in the movie. The only other women were only extras with no lines. No other woman spoke. She was always dressed beautifully. Interestingly, she never wore pants. Neither did any of the other women in the movie. Always dressed in skirts and heels, I wonder what statement they were trying to make.

The acting was well done, though I have never seen a less convincing love story than between Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. They had crap chemistry. The rest of the cast did well. Paul Bettany joined the supporting cast as the Scotland Yard inspector. He is another actor I will watch just about any movie they are in. It was weird to see Johnny Depp in Europe with an American accent. Perhaps that is part of what made him less attractive. He did bring a little humor to the film by using Spanish when trying to communicate with the local Italians. I could have done with a little more light moments along the slow beginning so it wouldn't seem so dry.

So if you have to see this movie because you are a fan of the actors, rent it. Otherwise wait for it to come to Netflix. It isn't getting five stars or two thumbs up from me.

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Red Riding Hood

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I don't think a summary is necessary for this film as most of us grew up on this story.  It was a good retelling of the childhood story. It was not as suspenseful as I thought it would be, though there was a nice twist in the identity of the wolf. Just a content note; I don't recall any language but there is a, well I guess I can't say sex scene so make-out scene that felt a bit smutty. It just felt out of place.


We all know this movie is from the same director as Twilight. So if you liked Twilight will you like this movie? The short answer: Probably. It felt very similar with a little Van Helsing mixed it. In the case of both Twilight and Red Riding Hood, great cinematography does not equal a good film. In this case, the great camera angles did not contribute to the overall movie. There were really great shots but it felt like the combinations of great camera shots were driving the movie rather than the vision of the film being accentuated by the cinematography. It continually pulled me out of the movie. It felt disjointed. I wish that all aspects of the film were more cohesive.

The styling was also continually distracting. The young generation was fine. Not too much makeup and the costumes were appropriate. Valerie's (Red Riding Hood) mother looked like a bar maid. The curls of hair were too perfect, too much makeup and eyeliner, which was definitely not period. It completely distracted from the movie. Same for the grandmother. It felt to modern and distracted me every time I saw either of them. Especially since they were the only two in the film with modern stylizing.  The effects were pretty good. The werewolf was like a black, ratted version of the Twilight wolves, another obvious similarity.


Also like Twilight, this movie had a love triangle. I don't think it will result in Team Henry and Team Peter, but both guys were really good characters, and good looking too. It is so much easier to pick one guy over another when one is a jerk. It just doesn't seem far for one girl to get the hearts of the two best men in the village. Shiloh Fernandez was fairly unknown to me but did well as the smoldering young Peter, Valerie's main love interest. Max Irons, Henry, was also unknown to me. Henry was everything a girl could want in a man, and even let Valerie out of their arranged engagement because he could tell she was in love with Peter. He was so perfect I had a hard time justifying Valerie choosing Peter over him. Well except for the fact that she had been in love with Peter her whole life, but other than that Henry was prime husband material.

Amanda Seyfried was amazing. Of course, I was already a big fan of her. She was easily the biggest talent in the movie. She carried the story, definitely setting a wide gap in the parallel between this film and Twilight, as Twilight is seriously lacking in leading lady department. Gary Oldman was also good in this film, so good in fact that I hated his character and celebrated his death. Lukas Haas was a convincing young priest. I found him loving and charming. Billy Burke was a familiar Twilight  face(Charlie). He also did well in this film as the  loving father.

Did I enjoy the movie? Yes, but I wouldn't pay more than $5 to see it, even for more than one person. If you think the Twilight movies are worth the 15 plus dollars it costs to do a movie date night, then maybe you will think this movie is likewise worth it. But if you live on a budget, like most people, save it for a better movie and pick this one up at the Red Box. Hey it is only $1. Almost any movie is worth $1. . . Almost.

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The Adjustment Bureau

Discount Theater

This is actually a tough one for me to rate. If you really like movies and are interested in all elements of film making you will really enjoy this in theaters. It was well made, the acting was great, and it made interesting social comments. This was not some fluffy blockbuster. This movie had a lot to say and found a very creative and entertaining ways to say it. However, it was not as mind blowing as I thought it would be. If you watch movies to be entertained and are not interested in social commentary, I would say rent it. If you are religious and cannot stand to hear or see an opinion that is negative against God or you just don't like movies with agendas, I would recommend skipping this one because it makes some pretty strong comments. Also not a lot of swearing but there is one F-bomb and a sex scene, though no nudity.

Summary
"The Adjustment Bureau" follows David Norris (Matt Damon), a young politician running for a spot in the Senate. He has a spotted past, and when photos surface of him mooning his high school reunion, it costs him the election. As he is preparing his losing speech he meets a girl, Elise (Emily Blunt). She inspires him to be open and honest rather that rehearsed and political. The success of this speech sets him up for the next election.
Meanwhile, four agents from the Adjustment Bureau are meeting. Harry Mitchell (Anthony Mackie from We Are Marshall) is the agent that has been in charge of David for many years. One morning he is supposed to make sure David spills his coffee by 7:05. While waiting for David to cross through the park, Harry accidentally falls asleep sitting on the park bench. This miscue leads to David not spilling his coffee as planned. David boards the bus he was meant to miss and re encounters Elise. After a successful chat, he gets her phone number and arrives to work ten minutes too early.  David happily makes his way through his office.  He is too blissful from his rendezvous to notice that everyone in the office is frozen in place.  He is rudely awakened from his daze as he walks into the conference room and discovers mysterious men dressed in black using an unknown apparatus on his unmoving colleague.  David is chased from the room by the men, who have the ability to walk through doors that lead like portals to another part of the building. David cannot escape, and is quickly brought down. He wakes with his hands tied, sitting in what looks like an empty warehouse. The Adjustment agents are discussing what to do with him. One looks into a book that they all carry and points out that if they make up an excuse he will question it to the day he dies, meaning someone will have to watch him for his entire life. Another suggests resetting him, erasing everything about him. Finally the most senior agent present references a case that happened 40 years ago, and they decide to tell him the truth. They tell him they are a bureau that watch over humans and make sure they follow the plan. When they need to, they make adjustments as they were just doing with his friend. David was supposed to spill his coffee, go back upstairs and change, take a later bus and never see what was happening. Now that David knows, he is told that if he ever tells anyone they will reset him. They also tell him that he was never supposed to see Elise again. That was only chance and not part of the plan. An agent takes her number and burns it. They then open a door and throw him back into the office. The office is back to normal and everyone is fine. Later Harry talks to David and answers his questions. David asks if they are angels, Harry replies people sometimes call them that. He also explains they work for the Chairman though humans call him by many names.
David decides to take on the Bureau and be with Elise no matter what the plan or the Chairman want. With Harry's help, and hat, the required key to use the portals, David sets out to make his own plan.

My Thoughts
Overall I thought the movie was good. It wasn't as action packed as I thought it would be, but it was still exciting. The acting was up to the standard I expected of this cast. Matt Damon isn't a household name for nothing. And I find that the more I see of Emily Blunt, the more I like her. (Just a little plug here but if you are in the mood for a great mushy romantic story watch The Young Victoria.)

I couldn't help comparing this film to "The Matrix." They both have agents in suits, and once you know about them, everyone is a potential threat, or in the case of "The Adjustment Bureau", anyone wearing a hat. The agents in both seem to be offering a false sense of free will. And in both movies the higher power is real. Whether it is the Chairman or the machines, the people are not in control. However, as I stated earlier this movie was not the action adventure or the mind-blowing thriller that "The Matrix" was. It didn't really break new ground, though it was still interesting. If you are a film or theater major you can pick this film apart for hours. I also felt that "The Matrix" happened in a world outside of my own, in a fantasy. It used that fantasy to make social comments. The comments of "The Adjustment Bureau" were much less hidden by the fantastic elements of the film.

You can't deny that "The Adjustment Bureau" was making a comment on religion. But it was not denying the existence of a God, rather making the statement that God takes away the free will of mankind. This movie seemed to suggested that people's lives are planned out, predestined. But it also enables rewrites. However, the Chairman is the only author and editor. The characters couldn't make their own plan, but The Chairman could change their plans if he so desired. In the end no matter how much the characters fought they could only get what they wanted if the Chairman allowed it. The film gives the reason that when humans are left to themselves they destroy everything; that they give in to their most carnal desires instead of using reason to rule their lives, making it clear to the Bureau that mankind could not handle free will. As the movie closes, Harry's voice is heard. He talks about how maybe all of it is a test. Maybe people can only be responsible enough to have free will if they are willing to fight for it.

There are many interesting religious parallels in this film. I agree that some of the film's implications are correct. As Harry says it is a test to prove that we can use free will wisely. I disagree that God would take away man's right to make decisions. I also agree with the film that God has a plan, and offers aid to stay on or get back to that plan. And there are books, scriptures, that work as a blueprint to tell man what that plan is. But God never has, nor ever will force anyone to follow that blueprint.

I also found it interesting that the agents knew what David's actions would be, not by reading his thought but because they knew the probability of his choices based on past experiences. Like knowing a friend so well that you know exactly how they will react in a given situation. This related strongly to the way I feel God knows each person. In is also true, as Thompson said, that man has a tendency to rule life with desire instead of reason. There are also agents, sometimes in suits, all around us; not to make the adjustments for us, but rather to help us make the adjustments for ourselves.

It is also true that people who believe in a higher power see things in the world around them differently. Once David learned about the Bureau, he saw their influence all around him. Likewise, people who believe in a God, see his hand in their lives and the world. This view can be positive or negative. I do not think the comment was on Christian religions alone but on all religions that believe in a god, no matter the name. As Harry said the Chairman is known by many names. By combining all religions' gods, the film implies that parallels can be drawn between all religions, or from a negative view the film could imply that all religions bare the same controlling attributes.

The Bureau could also be viewed as a comment on government. As it is set up after the model of a government agency, the mind naturally connects the two. If the Bureau were viewed acting under the direction of a government, rather than an all knowing, just being, than that changes the movie entirely. Some already think the government has too much information about citizens. They worry the government could be tracking you by your phone, or other means. Personally I doubt any person or government would care enough about my life to track my phone. But what if there was an agency that was specifically meant to "adjust" things. Cover things up, change peoples minds, make sure people got on a certain bus and a certain time. And haven't there already been accusations of this very thing? Through that lens the film takes an eerie turn. But a natural connection as it is after all a bureau.

I think this film was meant to make people think. To ask questions.  I have spent hours thinking about this film and it's possible implications. Lucky for me, I highly enjoy a good deep thought thread. I like questions. I like when the limits of my mind are pushed just a little bit further, and my convictions become a little bit firmer. I do not think this film can be viewed for pure entertainment value. It was good to watch a movie that stimulated my brain, rather than numbing it.

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My Girlfriend's Boyfriend

Watch this movie if you are stuck at someone's house . . .

So I was bored this morning and thought, "Hey, you know what self, you haven't been on Netflix in a while. Maybe there are some new movies up." Well I was in the mood for something light and entertaining. And I saw this movie. I admit I am a bit of an Alyssa Milano fan. Yes I followed Charmed for a while. And she is going to be 40 next year and I think she is still looking gorgeous. I also saw Christopher Gorham in Jake 2.0. Most of you have probably never heard of that but maybe you remember him from the show "Popular" or "The Other Side of Heaven." So basically, I saw this cute looking movie I'd never heard of, that probably bypassed the theaters completely and thought hey why not use 84 minutes of my life to watch it.

Ok So Gorham is actually a really good actor. Alyssa Milano is adorabe and probably has been cast for that more than her acting. She was also a producer of this film. Gorham plays a struggling writer named Ethan. The movie starts with him chasing his love to the airport. Her plane has already left. But as he turns around she is there. She didn't leave and they kiss. "Stop!" It was one of his books. He is in his publishers office. His romantic story is rejected because the main character is too much a reflection of himself, an awkward though adorable boy. He is told women want to read stories with a leading "man" not boy. Ethan then finds himself in a cafe, enter the leading lady, his waitress Jesse played by Milano. They hit it off and she gives him her number. After he leaves, the "leading man" his publisher was talking about came into the cafe. He is tall, handsome and successful. Troy, Michael Landes, is charming and romantic and Jesse gives him her number. Every date she goes on with Ethan, Troy seems to imitate, only bigger and better. Ethan takes her to play mini golf, Troy takes her to his golf club for a full game. As Ethan falls in love with her, so does Troy. Ethan buys her a plant, then Troy covers her room with roses. Jesse is very conflicted. She lives with her brother and he gets along with Ethan. She confides in her brother that she doesn't know what to do or how to talk to Ethan. She feels that she is lying to him by keeping this big secret from him. Both Ethan and Troy introduce her as their girlfriend. I was a little confused. How could such a nice girl be leading this double life? I was thinking that this was going to be the story that proves the publisher wrong. The girl was going to have the choice between the leading man and the awkward boy and she was going to choose the awkward boy without it being considered settling. But it was starting to seem that she was going to choose Troy. I mean you really couldn't blame her. He did everything right. And he did it better than Ethan.  Troy finally asks Jesse to move to Texas with him. She says she will think about it. Ethan asks her to marry him. She still can't open up about her secret and says she can't be what he wants her to be. I will finish the plot under spoiler alert just in case anyone actually watches this movie.

So I thought this movie was really cute and had a feel good ending. As always, Milano had lots of different hairstyles, half of which I am convinced no woman can achieve on her own. In the film she plays a divorcee. I found it nice to have a love story about people that are a little older than the typical young love. And I like the idea that people can still find love after a crushing divorce. She even says that it makes her feel that nothing in life is certain, an expression I have seen on my divorced friends. But I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes love stories. It isn't even cheesy. And it is definitely a step up from made for TV movies.

Spoiler Alert

Ok so I will spoil the ending with the rest of my plot summary. Jesse tells Troy that she will go with him to Texas. Ethan keeps calling her but she ignores him. Ethan finally gets some good news in his life. As Jesse is packing to leave, Ethan finishes his book. Ethan gets a letter from his publisher. After so many rejections, he is finally being published. He is so excited he calls his publisher. Jesse chooses this moment to finally call him, from the airport. Ethan scrambles to end the call with his publisher to answer. He just misses the call. He runs to her apartment and you get the feeling of deja vu. She isn't there but her brother sends him to the airport, just like his book in the beginning of the movie. He gets to the airport but the flight has already left. He hears a voice behind him. He turns, but it is just an airport employee. Ethan returns home depressed. But there on his couch is Jesse. She decided not to leave. They tell each other they have something to say. He gets his book and tells her the exciting news that he is getting published. The book is called "Troy Meets Girl" She opens it to read, and you realize that Troy is Ethan. Troy never existed. Everything you saw Troy do was actually Ethan retelling their story in his book. He kept her the same but he changed himself into the "leading man." With this enlightenment I began to wonder, what is her big secret, that part was real. She is nervous and clearly thinks this secret makes her unworthy of him. He says all he wants is her and maybe four kids. She cringes. She finally reveals her big secret. She cannot have children. That is why her first husband divorced her and why she was leaving him to go to Portland. She felt he deserved to have children and that it would be easier if she just left. He says they can have as many kids as they want because they will adopt. He proposes again and they are married, both in life and in the story.

With the revelation of Troy being Ethan the movie actually becomes a lot more interesting. Of course at that point it is all hindsight. But the parallel between Troy and Ethan is now very interesting. And Jesse was actually not a bad person. Troy really did do everything better than Ethan. But without the adorable, charming boy, the handsome, romantic man wouldn't exist. The publisher implies that all women settle for the adorable boy and want to read about what it would have been like if they had really ended up with the leading man. This film is making a comment on making the boy into the man. It reminds me of a play I did the costuming for in college. It was written by a fellow student, Matthew Greene. Though the play was more a comment on gender roles, it did have the imaginary character that represented the missing masculinity in the home. The couple lost their son and then both found themselves spending more time imagining what it would be like if he hadn't died than they did on their marrriage. It wasn't until they let go of what could have been that they could fix and appreciate what they had. This film is similar. Every women gets the adorable boy but to her he is the leading man. Troy only existed to Ethan. Jesse never thought of him. Jesse loved Ethan the same way she would have loved him if he was Troy. She wasn't settling. In Jesse's life, Ethan was the leading man and she loved him. And they lived happily ever after.

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I Am Number Four

Discount Theater or Matinée. Well I called this one from the preview and actually saw a matinée today. Hey no need to pay full price when you can tell it isn't winning any awards. But it is a good action movie and good action movies are best on the big screen with big sound.  The fight scenes were great and even had a bit of  parkour thrown in. When Number 3 was being chased by the Mogadorians in the beginning of the movie, he ran through the jungle flipping over tree branches like it was nothing.  I really enjoyed the fight sequences. My only complaint in the action department:  I wish there was more. Number 6 was awesome. I know a lot of movies have the scene where someone walks away from the house they are about to explode. Every thing slows down as the flames envelope the scene and the tough guy walks casually away as if it is an everyday occurrence. Well Number 6 turns on all the gas in the house and lights a match.  She struts away casually, only as the explosion envelopes the scene, it also envelopes her. She just keeps walking unscathed. Pretty cool chick. I'm not sure why her powers were so much more developed than Number 4's but she rocked. I wish she was in more of the movie. The action didn't stop there. In fact that is all in the first ten minutes. As Number 4 (John) begins to develop powers he does some parkouring of his own, flipping off a waterfall, jumping, rolling. I like that he began to think he was getting control of his powers and his guardian, a former warrior with no powers, can still school him in the front yard. Well once the Mogadorians and Number 6 finally track down John, the real action begins. As the alien guns fire colored light (sticking with what "Star Wars" taught us all years ago, red for bad guys blue for good guys) Number 6 reveals a teleporting ability. This girl has some nice powers. Of course Sam and Sarah, John's love interest, are caught in the middle. It just wouldn't be an interesting fight scene with out a couple of defenseless human lives on the line. 


I was pleasantly surprised by Alex Pettyfer. He definitely has the young super hero look. And he is a much better actor than I expected. Timothy Olyphant brought some nice humor and acting skills to the table, which the young cast needed to pull the film together. He and Alex had a good father/son relationship. I'm not entirely sure why they decided to cast two lead blonde girls. Both are on their ways to becoming good actors but haven't quite reached their skill yet. But it was nice to see that Teresa Palmer can handle her own in an action film. Not just a pretty face. I loved Callan McAuliffe as Sam. He is an adorable nerd. I have to say this movie made Jake Abel look like a pansy. I really liked him in Percy Jackson but I just don't get the lead jock from him. He was the weak link for me. I loved John's  pet beagle. It was adorable. It almost made me want one, then I remember I actually had a beagle when I was younger. It ran away all the time and terrorized the neighborhood. They are a bit of a hand full. 

The costumes and makeup were good. Dianna Agron looked cute the whole movie. And the Mogadorians makeup looked very natural. The head tattoos and teeth were done really well. Not really sure why they were wearing Frankenstein boots. Not really a fan of that choice. Also liked the music and sound in this film. Ah the joy of filling your chair vibrate from the bass during an intense fight scene. Just can't get that at home. 

I will say that this is not a stand alone film. Hopefully since they cast less known actors they can afford them for a sequel. It still makes me think of "Push" and how I hoped so badly for them to make another one to finish the story line. This one was worse. I was disappointed that John never opened the box from his father. It will be really disappointing if they don't make another one. Don't get me wrong the movie is still enjoyable but if you don't like loose ends you will be frustrated. It definitely raises more questions than it answers. Also this movie has mild language, though ironically most if it had nothing to do with the action. I also thought there was a bit too much love interest in the plot. We get it you like this girl. She is different from other girls blah blah blah. Where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, everywhere. Who actually finds true love in high school? 

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Let's Get this Show on the Road

Alright. So Basically I will be reviewing movies as I watch them.  Some will be old movies that I rent or . . . aquire through other means. Some will be ones I own and haven't watched for a while. But I will try to stay up on the latest movies. I am especially looking forward to "The Adjustment Bureau" and "Red Riding Hood" both coming out in early March. And also really excited for "Sucker Punch." Hope you don't mind the occasional foreign or B-line film. Oh so many movies are coming to mind even as I write this. I am so excited. I will try to be mindful of what people will find offensive and include that in my review though I can't promise I will catch everything that offends everyone. Let me know if there is anything in particular you want me to review.

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